Thursday, June 22, 2006

How to become popular

It's official, Comcast are dicktugs. Eventually we got fed up with their shenanigans and decided to go with DirecTV. DirecTV is the opposite of Comcast. They're not dicktugs, they're... what's the opposite of a dicktug?

Anyways, we're hoping they will be awesome, they're coming to install on Saturday. What we're most excited about: NFL Sunday Ticket baby! When the cost is broken down, it'll actually be cheaper than going a bar to watch the Chiefs play, like we used to have to do. So Sundays will be chips, beer, chili, taco soup or other delicious wintry football foods in our new awesome place with football..all..day..long.

We'll be the coolest house on the block. Finally, we'll have friends!

4 comments:

Steaming bowl o' Calderone said...

Opposite of dicktug = vagpush?

Mo said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Clay said...

NO NO NO. You have it all wrong. Dick is slang for penis. Vag is short for Vagina. Puss is slang for vagina. Therefore - the opposite of dicktug is pusspoke.

Clay has spoken.

Mo said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That's worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But 'poke' is pretty funny.