Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Hairmaster

As I mentioned before, I cut my own hair Sunday night. So the hair looks good.... now. I realized yesterday that the length in the back was really pretty uneven. You try to cut your own hair. It just wasn't laying quite right and was driving me crazy. Well, welcome to the world... the expertise stylist, Corey Rittmaster! or Corey Hairmaster as I like to call him. After I got home from rehearsal last night, I begged and whined and pleaded with him to fix the back for me. Of course he'd never done this before and was reluctant, but I showed him exactly what to do. He was sooo nervous and each time I'd put a new layer of hair down for him to even out he'd scrunch his face up and whine himself. He looked like an old Chinese man. In the end, he did a great job and now the hair is much better. Thank God, I wouldn't have been able to sleep.... no really it's so stupid, but it would've kept me up.
Next up, highlights!

-Mo

5 comments:

Craig said...

The pussification of America continues.

corey said...

you can suck it, hughes!

can you imagine a wrath of a hairstylist with an effed up haircut? you don't want to.

Craig said...

You have a point there CGR, I can imagine that wouldn't be much fun. But please tell you haven't started to sit down to pee.

corey said...

hell no, i still stand. in fact sometimes, just to assert my authority, i stand on one leg. that way, my inbalance causes a shaky stream, creating a shotgun spray effect. then i don't clean it up. take that!

Craig said...

Good job, now that your married your going to want to make sure your territory is properly marked. You don't want one of those huge cans of Milwaukee's Best Light crashing down on you.